Mother of the Year

A Lincoln, Nebraska mother was fined $1,000 and sentenced to 10 days in jail for driving her 12-year old daughter and her friends to toilet paper a teacher's house in May. The mother claims that she thought they were just going to "TP" the house, but they smashed eggs against a teacher’s house, spelled out vulgarities on her sidewalk in pancake syrup, taped tampons on the doors, poured dishwashing liquid over the steps and poured household chemicals over the lawn.

Ok, WHAT THE HELL LADY? How did you not know what they were going to do, did they all just have materials stashed in their oversized coats or what?

The mother also claimed that if she wouldn't have taken them, they would have gotten there somehow, even though it was after midnight and the house was across town. Guess we'll just have to add this one to the dipshit files.