Oh Yeah, Pretty Sure This Guy is Going to Hell

In the "Wow! That's messed up!" news of the day, Mr. James Macnair of Clarkstown, NY, was recently charged with breaking into a church and using their telephone to call a sex hotline. Pretty sure when this guy passes away and goes to the Pearly Gates, he's getting a free rollercoaster ride straight to Hell.

What really gets me is the fact that Mr. Macnair did this not once, but twice. The first time, the lady let him go. So, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN? Christians may be all about turning the other cheek, but I think they probably look down on whacking the weasel while on the phone in a church nursery.

Hope it was worth it man. Now you are the laughingstock of the whole United States.