Opening a Whole Can of Ass-Whip

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The Smith Center Redmen, a class 2A football power in Kansas, recently set a national record by scoring 72 points in the first quarter of their district matchup with Plainville.

This is insane. I don't really think you can call it running up the store, since all of this was done in the first quarter and you have to keep your kids sharp for the next game.

When I was a freshman in high school, former Smith Center and current New Orleans Saint Mark Simoneau played for them and this guy was an animal, but Smith Center was never that good.

One thing that bothered me is that I was watching ESPN this morning and they had the Redmen on their list of top 10 plays. After the highlights, the smart-ass commentators started asking if Smith Center was 8-man or 11-man, then one of them made a snide comment about where he came from they play 11-man. For the next 10 minutes, all they could bring up were former 8-man football players.

Well you know what jackass, you were probably never on a team good enough to hang 72-points on a team in the first quarter, were you...

...and by the way dipshit, Smith Center is 11-man.

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Ben said:

Yeah, and what difference would it make if it were 11-man or 8-man anyway? They're probably just pissed because it wasn't done in Texas, on the coast, or in Big 10 country.

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Exactly. If it would have been a four-man flag football game in a backyard in New York, they would have been the second coming of the 1972 Dolphins. Since it happened in the good 'ole Midwest though (and especially Kansas), it is no great feat. Got I hate the snooty East Coast bias.

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