Hey Honey, Let's Rob a Place for $7 million. Instead of running, let's...

...hunker down in West Virginia with our dumb asses and wait for the cops to catch us. A man and his girlfriend robbed the ATM company that he worked for, getting away with 7 million dollars.

Everyone fantasizes about robbing their employers (especially if they are a corporation of jackasses like the one I work for) and sticking to them. However, in all of my fantasys, I bounce to Jamaica or a resort town in Mexico, somewhere like that. Why would you stay in the United States? You stole $7,000,000. THEY WILL FIND YOUR ASS. Find a place with no extradition and live it up. Of course, I will never do this. The whole prison-anal-rape thing just wigs me out a little bit. I'm going to keep myself pure.