I am A Fan of the Shittiest Team in the NFL

Well, my Kansas City Chiefs got their asses completely mauled by the Denver Donkeys on Sunday.

Damn, they suck. They really, really, really suck. They take being a crappy team and make it an art form. If your team is having some hard times and really needs a win, bring in the m'f'n Chiefs, shit, it's a guaranteed win.

They didn't just lose to Denver, it was an embarrassment on both sides of the ball. The defense has more holes than Spongebob Squarepants and their offensive line couldn't block a damn high school team's defense. I saw Chris Terry (what a worthless fatass) pretty much do his best impression of a New York subway turnstile Sunday.

This is going to be a long four weeks. I don't think we'll win another game. I'm already looking forward to the draft in April, but we'll see how King Carl and Herm can do. The last couple of drafts have been alright, but hey man, it's the Chiefs, they'll find some way to screw it up a la Ryan Sims, a defensive tackle that we took back in the day that did exactly jack fricking squat.

I don't know what's worse, having my team suck or having to hear those smug asshole Broncos fans for a year.