Poor Bastards, Those Fast Food Workers

A report recently showed that fast food workers that work the late shift are in more danger of being murdered.

I feel bad for the people that work graveyard, it would not be fun. First, you have to stay up all night and hear drunk dipshits, then to have the chance that one of them could kill you! F. that man.

These companies that are making billions off of this cheap labor could at least protect their ass. That's the way big business is and always will be though: corporate heads that have no idea what it's like for the little guy that actually do the work.

I honestly think every CEO of a company should be forced to work the most menial job in their company for a month. Maybe then their Gray Poupon asses wouldn't be so quick to implement crappy policies for their workers.