The Dealmaker for Me Was the Bottle of Urine

An old lady was convicted of fraud and sentenced to 20 days in the clink for charging a man over $1,200 to remove a curse from him.

They first met when he gave her some cookies. In return she would tell his fortune if he brought her the money, as well as a plate, a spoon, an egg, his underwear and a bottle of urine.

Hmmm, think something is fishy here? Then, while telling his fortune, she told him he would die in his sleep if he did not pay her $12,000 this time for "magical protection."

Why would you sue over this and have your name in the paper! My God, I want everyone to know that I brought some dirty skivvies and a bottle of piss to an old woman in order to have my fortune told. Just another idiot.