The Ways in Which People Will Spend Their Money Amazes Me

Some idiot in Italy just spent $330,000 in an auction to win a white truffle. A truffle. A truffle. A truffle.

Why would you spend 1/3 of one million dollars in order to buy a damn underground mushroom? Wait, wait...I'm so silly. It wasn't a truffle. It was a 3.3 pound white truffle. Now it makes complete sense. The white truffles are valued higher because they make food smell and taste better.

Well folks, I am just plan-ass wrong here. If a white truffle makes my food smell and taste better, shit, $330,000 is a small price to pay for it not to smell or taste bad. At least the money went to charity. But still, this is ridiculous, just donate the money instead of having your name attached to this. Well, at least this guy's food is going to smell better, DAMMIT!!!!!