Whoo-hoo, Fire up Those Rocks Bitches!!!!

Looks like crack cocaine sentences are not going to be as severe as they used to be, according to this article.

Right now, crackheads everywhere are rejoicing. Under bridges in metropolitan cities, it sounds like someone just put milk in the biggest bowl of Rice Krispies ever. People are walking the streets with yellow eyes and chapped lips and a little bit of a swagger that they just didn't used to have. Now if they get caught with their drug of choice, they will only go to federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison for 15 years, not 20.