Wonder if They Tried to Say It Was Parsley or Oregano

Police recently seized 2 tons of pot from a grocery store that was waiting to be shipped to Atlanta and delivered to assorted bongs and pipes of dirty, smelly hippies.

Police caught them just before dawn as they were loading bales into a van. They then searched the store. How would you try to explain away two tons of an illegal drug in your store? "Umm, it just came on our regular grocery truck. We thought it was an exotic spice. The shit's just been flying off of the shelves."