At Least He Remembered His XBox 360
Two Michigan teens, one 15 and the other 13, decided to run away together.
I'm sure this is nothing but a crackhead Gone With the Wind, where two high school outcasts decided that mommy and daddy and their classmates, and well, shit, I guess the whole world, just doesn't understand them.
So they do the only thing they can...they steal the boy's mom's van and split to Colorado or California, of course taking the boy's cocker spaniel (it's the only thing that loves them in this crazy world!). They also left with $680 cash, clothes, food, and (above all) the little punkass's XBox 360.
Guess what pal, the XBox is not going to do shit for you since (A) you will have no television (B) You will not be able to find a place to live; therefore, no electricity and no XBox 360.
He will be pimping out his bitch by the end of the week to LA perverts just to eat and afford to rent a nice lot where that fool can put his carboard box.
Cox, being a person currently living in this godforsaken shithole they call Michigan, I can totally understand why these kids did what they did, and showed their complete stupidity in the process. I know this may get back to me somehow, some way, but having taught COLLEGE students here, trust me, many of these kids likely should not have passed grade school, so some teens doing dumb shit like this isn't surprising. What is surprising is that they could gather up enough brain power between the two of them to realize that they needed to get the fuck out of this state. Was that too harsh? Probably, but it was fun to write it.