Oh, Snap

A Polish guy was visiting a brothel and spotted his wife at work there.

No, this is not the start of a dumb Pollack joke. This is true, and also wrong on all angles. For Christ's sake, I wonder what went through this guy's head when he saw here there.

Thought number one, "Oh shit, how did she know I would be here?"

Thought two, "That f'ing whore...oh shit, but I'm in a whorehouse to get some action on the side too."

Thought three, "Well, I wondered how she bought me all of that cool stuff."

Thought four, "Won't be paying to do the nasty with that one. Hell, I get it for free from her, why would I pay? I'll take the blonde"

Needless to say, the couple is getting a divorce. Silly Polish bastards.