I've Heard of Fringe Benefits, but Damn Homey!

So a guy in Iowa works for a casino. For his year anniversary, they gave him a free night's stay and a gift certificate to stay in the casino.

Well, sounds like a hell of a deal. A lot more than some employers do for a year anniversay (I think I got a fake gold keychain for mine at Alltel and I thought that was alright). For this guy, it just wasn't enough. He wanted more. He wanted the hotel managers to help him hire a hooker.

When they would not give in to his demands, he tried the place next door. Management got tired of his requests so they went up to his room. He answered the door buck nekkid.

They fired him the next day. His excuse during a hearing in which he tried to get unemployment benefits? The commercials say it's just like Las Vegas so he thought he was in Vegas.

OK man, Iowa is a hell of a long ways away from Vegas. People from Nebraska shit on Iowa, that's how bad it really is.

His other excuse was that he was drunk and blamed it on the restaurant for getting him plowed. Goddamn people need to take responsibility for their own actions.