Oh I Am Soooooo Moving to Florida

The Florida Marlins are looking for a few good men to become Manatees, their new cheerleading crew that will perform on Friday and Saturday games.

This men need to be overweight and also have the ability to "shake it like a polaroid picture". I can do both. Sign me up. I've always wanted to be mocked for my weight and be a novelty, freak-ass, sideshow. Hell, it's every tubby guy's dream.

Bet it would still be funny to watch tough.