Silly Canadian...

...while I do envy you for your peaceful demeanor and kick-ass bacon (they do have a variety named just for your country-I always though it was ham though!), I have to wonder, silly Canadian, why you would get all shithoused on Moosehead, Labatte's Blue, or Molson Ice, then park in front of the police station.

Silly Canadian, I know you felt you deserved to be caught and that you were endangering lives. However, c'mon man, make it a little harder for the pigs to find you!!! You pay them to chase criminals, not have them come straight to the cop shop after a night at the sports bar watching hockey.

Oh silly Canadian...how silly you are indeed.